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- From: police@upd.net (USENET Police)
- Subject: IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR NEWBIES
- Message-ID: <skjhjhd76hghjdg8f2@upd.net>
- Sender: police@upd.net (UPD)
- Nntp-Posting-Host: upd.net
- Organization: USENET Police Department
- Date: Mon, 29 May 1995 20:35:54 GMT
- Lines: 34
- Xref: taco.cc.ncsu.edu alt.newbie:2793 alt.usenet.kooks:18636 alt.sex:132292
-
- *ATTENTION*ATTENTION*ATTENTION*ATTENTION*ATTENTION*ATTENTION*
-
- Please may I have your attention Newbie.
-
- The USENET Police Department would like to make the following
- information clear:
-
- 1. You may not use filthy language on the USENET.
- 2. You may not read or follow-up any UPD (USENET Police
- Department) tagged articles.
- 3. You may not subscribe to any UPD tagged newsgroups,
- which include alt.sex.*, alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.*,
- alt.hemp, alt.drugs, *.barney.*, etc.
- 4. You may not forge or lie on the USENET.
- 5. You may not be disrespectful of the USENET Police
- Department.
- 6. You may not be under the influence of any kind of
- narcotic (including nicotine) whilst on the USENET.
-
- Failure to comply with these USENET Police Department
- rules will result in your internet access being revoked.
- In addition, your parents and sysadmin will be contacted.
- All downloads of binaries are logged by the UBI (USENET Bureau
- of Investigation) central computer, and heaven help you if
- you download any *FILTH*. (Said *FILTH* will be zipped up
- and emailed to your mommy, who hopefully will give you
- a good sound solid spanking over her knee.)
-
- Thank you for your attention Newbie. Now please go forth
- and BEHAVE. The USENET Police Department does not want
- to revoke YOUR access, but we certainly shall if you
- do not follow the USENET rules.
-
- *ATTENTION*ATTENTION*ATTENTION*ATTENTION*ATTENTION*ATTENTION*
-